Just so anyone reading this knows, this blog is irrational. Any resemblance to actual events or persons living or undead is purely intentional, and should not be taken offensively unless you are prone to crying like a little baby when people speak the truth. Every word of this was written by me, excepting of course the lyrical snippets and quotes to which I plainly credit those who own the rights. I blog for fun; I blog for therapy; I blog so I don’t end up on America’s Most Wanted, but mostly I blog because a blog is a giant middle finger in the air to anyone who pisses me off! It’s okay though, because if you are on here, that means you’re not in the morgue, and that should make you sleep better at night. By the way, if you’ve gotten this far without sending the men in white coats after me, congratulations, you are one of a very small group of people who actually understands SARCASM! Read on and enjoy!
